why am i even drinking this phillippinoooo beer? probably because I was enticed by the 7% alc/vol content.

even so, i'm proud/happy to be umm...on guam and drunk, instead of sober and in P.I. ??

that's right.

Ever met a really hot girl? your taste and style and all. Extremely hot, but had the IQ of a shrimp. Basically, so dumb you could TRICK her into having sex with you.

How would you set it up?

I swear, i was going to write a legit blog...but all that beer has to get the hell out of my bladder right now. k. there, i said it.

So i'm watching lost on G4. I don't really follow the story or anything, it just happens to be on while i'm EI-ing.

Anyway, it's that one episode where everyone is on some sort of freight ship or something, there's a bomb that's about to go off, and a hellicopter.

(insert name here) says to (insert other name here), "The bomb is about to go off in five minutes, that was three minutes ago. I'm NOT leaving without you!"

Get the fuck outta here. If someone told me there's a bomb, you can be damn sure i'm pushing you out of the way to get on that helicopter first.

k, I don't really give a shit about his personal life...but as an entertainer you know he's a bad muthafucka. which is more than you or I can say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCeLDUGxu2A