We went through great pains to get the house and guestroom ready for my uncle's visit and now it looks like he may not be staying with us. Him, his wife, and in-laws are staying in Loveland with his mother-in-law's family for their family reunion and my mom told them not to come over this weekend but to wait until Monday. She wants to road trip to Mt. Rushmore but that means going north and they don't want to drive 2 hours south to my place just to drive 7 hours back north.

I will be sad if they don't come here. Might have to sabotage Mt.Rushmore. Uncle doesn't want to be stuck in a car for 7 hours as it is.

I think I overkilled a little bit on the art frames. They're everywhere!

I also realized that there are wedding pics all over my house so I've started taking the excessive ones out and am replacing them with other normal pics. Although, it makes me realize that we need some other venue or event that we can get some new pics from.

I dread taking portraits which is why we haven't takenany thus far. Looks like it's time.

Damn

He did it himself.

Clint was messing with a curtain rod and ended up stabbing himself in the hand with a phillips screwdriver. It went fairly deep cause I could see the flesh inside the wound. So he runs circles in the house complaining about the pain and then when I tell him to get dressed so we can go to the emergency room he says it doesn't hurt anymore. We get there and they say they can't give him stitches because of the location of the wound so they clean it up, give him a tetanus shot and some antibiotics, and send us on our way.

The funny parts of this adventure: He asked if he can keep the hospital bands on cause they look cool, he kept trying to get up and leave when they weren't done with him yet, the nurses asked me why I stabbed him to which I replied "if I had done it it would be a spoon to the throat", the doctor sees my cherry skulls and says he'll think twice about the cherries in his whiskey sours from now on, and after we walk out of the hospital Clint asks "Can we go to McDonalds now?"

Ai adai si Clint.

Was kinda drifting in and out of consciousness this morning and was watching Teen Wolf.

Has anyone else ever noticed that at the end of the movie when they win the basketball game, half the screen is the emptying bleachers and while all the players and stuff are hugging and celebrating theres this person still sitting in the bleachers and when they stand up their jeans are unbuttoned, unzipped, and undies all out there. It's kinda funny cause after that person realized it you can see them fumble around to close up shop. If it were a real quick "oh shit my fly is down" I don't think I would have noticed it but this was a good amount of time for someone to be standing there with their business out there for all to see.

I shouldn't watched the credits to see if they named the person...something like "bleacher sicko" or "OOPS...MY PANTS ARE OPEN" guy. I actually don't know if it wasa guy or girl since the person was wearing very snug jeans and a red sweater. Everyone looked the same from the waist down in the 80s.

We spent about 5-6 hours walking around the aquarium and zoo yesterday. While I got a teeny sunburn and my feet were killing me..it was great. Among the best moments were the backflipping otter (Clint didn't get the video of it), the snow leopards playing (more like stalking and rolling around with each other...Clint also didn't get video), and then the angry monkeys.

Now I tweeted about the monkey moment and am compelled to explain. We were in the primate section and there were these 2 monkeys that just looked absolutely run down and hating the world. Everyone that came up to the exhibit was greeting with a little monkey atan baba and one monkey running back and forth as if to try and scare them away. The very same monkey came up to glass next to where I was standing, stared at me for a few moments and then put it's hand on the glass. I put mine up to the same spot and he put both hands against mine then rested his face against the glass as if to kind of cuddle. It was sooooo cute. This angry little monkey hated everyone but me!(Clint had the f-ing camera in his hand and STILL didn't get a picture or video...he was fired multiple times)