maybe next weekend I shouldn't go to the 850yen all-you-can-drink wine bar on an empty stomach, yell "SATAN" in everyone's face, and miss my train stop home again. maybe.

the short version.

Ended my last relationship, and now I'm gonna marry the girl of my dreams. Which is literally true, despite how obviously corny it sounds. It's looking like another year, possibly my last, in Nippon.

So i guess this is where I go back and delete all my old entries and run from the past, right? Maybe some other time.

Lot of peeps swingin by here lately: scotdaft, evil PB, shall, almitra, jeans, fuckin MANWHORE! yeah! what's next, Armageddon? Pt. 2, starring ben affleck's career.

Seems like all the regulars are still holdin it down.

wait, where the hell's ass in nine, 12am, and Jackie? Did ESM disappear off to munchkin land as well? Did mike find the last dragon ball?

it's never enough time but it was nice to kick it with lilo, stitch, and stones. e'special le homberto cubs,,,even though it cost me an extra day in sin city... totally my fault, and NOT cubicle's, (on the really). Tanks TED, I-O-U. Kinda, sorta.

the ninja grew so much, it was kinda weird. last time I saw err I don't think she could even stand. Now she's straight up big foot. mama stones n' her easy bake oven: may your next child be a brave and masculine one...unless of course (she) has a vagina. shotgun wedding. minus the shotgun, so to speak. sorry you couldn't join rudolph, but I'm sure you'll make up for it in due time. ah, the miracle of child birth. King of the wild frontier. For the rest of you kids, please look into "pulling out." both physically and metaphorically speaking. snoochie bootchies!

side note:
I was stoked that randz made it out for a minute. specially considering his PR stats. tanks hombre.,.,.,hope you can get another job-comp usa is fuckin' poop on a stick! ask me, oh-ho-oh-ask me! (if you think you've heard this one before).

that's it?

four days isn't ample time for bromanticism

"it was familiar to me
the smoke too thick to breath
the tile floor glistened"

I woke up cube for drinks,,,

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