Siberian Summer Camp at Tribal Cafe = teh secks. Great to see Mikez, Furnoise, and Weapon X again after all this time. Show roundup and shaky photos tomorrow.

On the way home yesterday early morning. Stopped at a light lost in thought, sounds turned off. Hear a putt-putt noise. Look to my left and there's a blackout-tinted fkn Honda Odyssey minivan ready to do a burnout against me at the green light. Just when you think you've seen it all....

The sad thing is, by 12:17am Tue 25 Nov 2008....I will have been blogging this dead horse for exactly six years. Fix sucking years!

In other words, I can't wait.

Took (accidental) elbow to the jaw. One more (deliberate) to the neck. Also paying way too much for this shit. Lip split, can't eat fries. haha. Shouldn't be eating fries anyway. Harder to lose the condom around your waist as you get older. It's hellhot here once again, since Summer Officially Started (June 20.) Could have fooled me, it's been hitting past-100s since May. Fuckin' Vegas. Road trip, anyone? We can walk the Strip and go clubbing every night "like we always did every EI tour when you guys were here."

THE DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A RAISE
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to possible contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

THE RESPONSE:

Dear Mr. Niss,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration
rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are often unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina