I got this funny feeling
that the kid who keeps getting banned
from these here boards
when all he wanted to do was spout unintelligible gibberish
well, don't you know we already have bots that do the same?
Certain shoutboxes can attest.
At least they pitch Viagra and other diversions
What's your functionality?
Why don't you grow up and fulfill your destiny as the resident
necrophiliac at the morgue?
Or become the next senator/bar proprietor so you can buy a G-Wiz, hire Ars Poetica, and have it become a gay bar.
Or go to an old folks home and tell them about how it was back in your day.
Sometimes it makes me wonder out loud. Life on the boards can be rough, but it's easier on the callouses when you play nice.