jealous?

so far this weekend: three trips to ikea and one visit from snappily dressed ikea representatives to the apartment...

that doesn't count visits to the ikea website... nor visits to the ikea website while at ikea... i just ikean't anymore...

so... i'll be heading in to work for training this friday, assuming I don't test positive for meth, oxycontin or mana abuse. yes, my friends, I will be a part time wizard of the coast. well, friday I'll just be an apprentice of the coast, but you get the picture.

so... i have an interview with wizards of the coast tomorrow, for some weekend warrior style web work.

how do I not totally geek out? or would geeking out be a good thing? I don't know. we'll find out tomorrow.

yesterday, a homeless woman sitting on the sidewalk asked me as I passed by, "sir you got fitty cent?"

I almost said "hell naw, I got kanye, bitch"